He’s How Old? :-)
Single Life
One night I decided I am NOT going to call my boy toy, I am going to instead take myself out to dinner and relax. Well, this plan went really well until my waiter turned out to be very cute and extremely attentive. However, he kept hovering at my table and not actually saying anything. So when the bill came, I left a larger than appropriate tip and then wrote my name and number on the back of the slip.
I figured, what the hell. An hour later I get a text from the waiter – and we end up making plans to go out that Friday afternoon. A day or so before this date I tell a girlfriend that I have a date with a younger guy, and that I hope he’s legal. I meant – could buy a drink. She looked at me – and was like “OH No – you better make sure he’s over 18”. Crap – hadn’t even thought of that!
So then I think – no it must be OK because we are meeting on a Friday at noon. Kids would have school right? Well, no, not really, there was some sort of school break that week. Sooooooooo. I try not to sweat it. Turns out he’s 19 (phew) just in college. And yep – we had nothing to talk about.
But he was sweet. And it was nice. However I learned that maybe I should ask a guy’s age before accepting a date with him – just in case.
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