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Grab Yourself A Man!

Grab Yourself A Man!

My girlfriend and I went to a new bar.  At the bar was a dance floor that happened to be right in front of the bathrooms.  As the guys would go in, we would get a chance to figure out who was cute at the bar without loosing our spot on the floor.  (Very convenient.)

After a while I noticed that two girls had grabbed a guy has he came out of the bathroom and started to dance with him.  At first he was very opposed to the idea.  But as the two women plastered themselves all over him and made him a man sandwich he really started to enjoy himself.  So I pointed this out to my girlfriend and said we should do the same thing.  Why not? (Minus the man sandwich part because I was dating a guy who was at the bar as well.)

Since I was trying to get my girlfriend a guy or two, I thought that if she grabbed one, they’d probably respond.  Well, she wouldn’t do it and the guys kept slipping back to sit at the tables and watch the dance floor. So a tall guy goes into the bathroom, I get my girlfriend’s opinion on him and we agree he’s a good choice.  When he comes back out I grab him and tell him that he should dance with us.  Which he does, for the entire set. And my girlfriend and he actually ended up talking for a while when the band took a break.  So it was a good plan.

But here’s the funny part.  Remember those two girls who gave us the idea? The guy was not a totally random choice. He was one of the women’s husbands, who had not danced with her in 6 years!

However, this whole scheme worked so well, I think we will do it again.

For another funny being single story see Funiest Lines Men Have Used to Have Sex







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