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Too Much Sex!

Too Much Sex!

I hate to admit it – being a bit of a sex blogger, but I have hit a wall.  I am currently sitting with ice on my girlie parts because parts of me are swollen and red and won’t stop being that way.  I somehow went from complaining about NOT getting enough sex – to having sex once or twice a day – for hours at a time.  And my body simply not being able to handle it. And needing to beat my man off with a stick and then feel bad that I can’t give him what he wants today.

My girlie parts actually swelled up yesterday and never returned back to normal.  So like an idiot it took me a whole day to realize – swollen + ice = relief.

Doesn’t help that I’m somehow ALSO allergic to both water and silicone based lubricants I have been using.  I normally just use them for toy play, which isn’t hours on end all week.  So I never knew.

On the plus side – I’m finally getting sex on a very very regular basis. : ) I discovered that coconut oil is an awesome natural lubricant.  And I’m finally having those gushing o’s I’d been wondering about.  Plus I discovered men really can have lots of multiple orgasms too. I guess that’s a good trade off?  I don’t know – ask me again tomorrow when I’m not sitting on a bag of frozen peas : )

For another funny story about sex see The Pitfalls for a Sex Themed Blogger

 







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  1. Mike DevineOctober 24, 2011
    I love this blog…After spending so much time before we were dating hearing about how you just do not get enough it gives me kind of a sick satisfaction knowing I wear you out:)
    Just so you know..you do give me what I want and totally satisfy me. We just need to always keep ice or frozen peas around..lol!
    I cant help that my hunger for you seems to be never ending my love.
  2. daiseyNovember 3, 2011
    hahahahhaaa!! That is SO HOT!! This is definitely going to be me when I get a boyfriend! Do things that dont involve your girly bits until the swelling goes down. and @MikeDevine down boy 🙂 cheers to happy sex!
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      Michelle@MyDevinaNovember 4, 2011
      Thanks Daisey! I am a lucky girl : ) And I’m sure you will be too! xoxo

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