Conversation with Mom
I don’t know how many women are lucky enough to have a relationship with their Mom where they discuss sex and lack of it, but I do. At dinner one night I was complaining to my Mom that my dating life was great. My problem was that since I wasn’t in love with anyone, I wasn’t picking any one guy. Subsequently wasn’t having any sex. And since both guys I was dating were massively hot, this was making me slightly antsy.
You know what she said? She looks at me, as she is sitting in her chair all prim and proper and says “Well you know, they make electronic devices…”
For a humorous look at what happens after this conversation see: Proof Life Can Get Worse