Too Much Sex!

Sexuality 167

by My Devina | 5 comments

I hate to admit it – being a bit of a sex blogger, but I have hit a wall. I am currently sitting with ice on my girlie parts because parts of me are swollen and red and won’t stop being that way. I somehow went from complaining about NOT getting enough sex – to having sex once or twice a day – for hours at a time. And my body simply not being able to handle it. And needing to beat my man off with a stick and then feel bad that I can’t give him what he wants today.

My girlie parts actually swelled up yesterday and never returned back to normal. So like an idiot it took me a whole day to realize – swollen + ice = relief.

Doesn’t help that I’m somehow ALSO allergic to both water and silicone based lubricants I have been using. I normally just use them for toy play, which isn’t hours on end all week. So I never knew.

On the plus side – I’m finally getting sex on a very very regular basis. : ) I discovered that coconut oil is an awesome natural lubricant. And I’m finally having those gushing o’s I’d been wondering about. Plus I discovered men really can have lots of multiple orgasms too. I guess that’s a good trade off? I don’t know – ask me again tomorrow when I’m not sitting on a bag of frozen peas : )

For another funny story about sex see The Pitfalls for a Sex Themed Blogger

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Mike DevineOctober 24, 2011 Log in to Reply

I love this blog…After spending so much time before we were dating hearing about how you just do not get enough it gives me kind of a sick satisfaction knowing I wear you out:)
Just so you know..you do give me what I want and totally satisfy me. We just need to always keep ice or frozen peas around..lol!
I cant help that my hunger for you seems to be never ending my love.
- Michelle@MyDevinaNovember 4, 2011 Log in to Reply
  
  haha that’s funny Baby! But true!
  - Michelle@MyDevinaJanuary 2, 2012 Log in to Reply
    
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daiseyNovember 3, 2011 Log in to Reply

hahahahhaaa!! That is SO HOT!! This is definitely going to be me when I get a boyfriend! Do things that dont involve your girly bits until the swelling goes down. and @MikeDevine down boy 🙂 cheers to happy sex!
- Michelle@MyDevinaNovember 4, 2011 Log in to Reply
  
  Thanks Daisey! I am a lucky girl : ) And I’m sure you will be too! xoxo